"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"
here is jennifer lawrence in 1995
you know which girl i’m talking about
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
this fucking gifset gets me every time
Troy Bolton has the dance moves to my life
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin
there was a REALLY hot electrician at work today
he found this dried up dead snake in the vent and gave it to me
im in love
he offered you a dead animal. In some religions out there, that’s a wedding proposal.
I didn’t let a white boy in my class use a sharpie today and he said “wow looks like someone’s on their period” and his entire group of friends started laughing and I think that basically sums up the humor of a typical white boy
I am a 14 year old asian boy and at least i have the dignity to not use “kthxbai”
it’s in the goddamn url
Collar bones are just eyebrows for your boobs
Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were.
She literally threw her prosthetic leg at him.
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just
If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic
no but seriously imagine it this way
a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object
you must be fun at parties