brookeeverdeen:

"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

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you know which girl i’m talking about 

hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

theshortdoctorwholived:

happyhalloweenmotherfuckers:

hella-extraordinary:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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???:

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this fucking gifset gets me every time

Troy Bolton has the dance moves to my life

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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bethsus:

opens facebook

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closes facebook

themariahcarey:

saintlukas:

saintlukas:

there was a REALLY hot electrician at work today

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he found this dried up dead snake in the vent and gave it to me

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im in love

he offered you a dead animal. In some religions out there, that’s a wedding proposal.

ouranchimaru:

nottheaverageasian:

nottheaverageasian:

I didn’t let a white boy in my class use a sharpie today and he said “wow looks like someone’s on their period” and his entire group of friends started laughing and I think that basically sums up the humor of a typical white boy

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I am a 14 year old asian boy and at least i have the dignity to not use “kthxbai”

it’s in the goddamn url

keep-me-safe-insidex:

Collar bones are just eyebrows for your boobs

mygayshoes:

Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were.

She literally threw her prosthetic leg at him.

guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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thepottergeist:

madcenturion:

madcenturion:

If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

no but seriously imagine it this way

a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

you must be fun at parties