People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
--
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
--
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

image

image

image

image

imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

breakrinalikeapromise:

Our phone flash with the alert: “Taylor Swift has sent you a photo” on Line.  We hold our breaths, wondering what she could be revealing now.  Our hearts race in anticipation. Could it be a picture of more lyrics? Cute picture of Olivia? Perhaps a tour announcement?  And then…
image

Ladies and gentleman, Taylor Swift.

I’m so glad you see me as the constant in your life, because you are the constant in mine.” - Taylor Swift

littlemoongoddess:

shiningartifact:

consulting-time-captain:

remyreaper:

seispassaros:

Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways.
And, of course, the Captain America 40’s hair.

this is perfect.
THIS is how you do genderbends. There is NO reason to sexualize their costumes or their poses unless you’re going for a porn thing (perfectly acceptable). The only costume that’s really been changed at all is Bruce’s and all they’ve really done is exchanged the pants for a pencil skirt. Not a mini-skirt. A pencil skirt.
Also the fact that Nat’s costume is completely unchanged on the male version just goes to show how little the original is sexualized, despite what people think. It’s figure-hugging, yes. So is Cap’s, so is Clint’s, so is Tony’s for that matter. Hulk strips down to a pair of ripped shorts, for christ’s sake. It looks like her butt is emphasized because Scarlett happens to have a bangin’ ass that looks good in a cat-suit. If she had a flat butt, it would look flat.
Okay, I’m done.

This is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Especially everyone’s hair. 
The decision to keep Fury bald is just amazing. One thing about super-ladies that really bothers me is that they always have this mass of hair that is just begging to be grabbed by some assailant or getting in their face. Lady Thor’s braids are also fantastic, very true to Norse tradition, and Lady Tony’s hair is perfect.
I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR

This is stupidly hot.

But the Tony bootyboop though. Tony Stark is genderful.

littlemoongoddess:

shiningartifact:

consulting-time-captain:

remyreaper:

seispassaros:

Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways.

And, of course, the Captain America 40’s hair.

this is perfect.

THIS is how you do genderbends. There is NO reason to sexualize their costumes or their poses unless you’re going for a porn thing (perfectly acceptable). The only costume that’s really been changed at all is Bruce’s and all they’ve really done is exchanged the pants for a pencil skirt. Not a mini-skirt. A pencil skirt.

Also the fact that Nat’s costume is completely unchanged on the male version just goes to show how little the original is sexualized, despite what people think. It’s figure-hugging, yes. So is Cap’s, so is Clint’s, so is Tony’s for that matter. Hulk strips down to a pair of ripped shorts, for christ’s sake. It looks like her butt is emphasized because Scarlett happens to have a bangin’ ass that looks good in a cat-suit. If she had a flat butt, it would look flat.

Okay, I’m done.

This is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Especially everyone’s hair. 

The decision to keep Fury bald is just amazing. One thing about super-ladies that really bothers me is that they always have this mass of hair that is just begging to be grabbed by some assailant or getting in their face. Lady Thor’s braids are also fantastic, very true to Norse tradition, and Lady Tony’s hair is perfect.

I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR

This is stupidly hot.

But the Tony bootyboop though. Tony Stark is genderful.

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

ruinedchildhood:

walking into the kitchen when you’re high

ruinedchildhood:

walking into the kitchen when you’re high

lifehackable:

With the Ebola virus now spreading in the United States, it’s important to know the symptoms. Reblog and pass it on. 

lifehackable:

With the Ebola virus now spreading in the United States, it’s important to know the symptoms. Reblog and pass it on. 

chebbienicole:

friedloki:

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

chebbienicole:

friedloki:

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

I cannot reblog this enough

shitxtwins:

faulty—pieces:

dayglobetty:

strigays:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

foreverinamotion:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

To think that some people don’t see a problem with society is disturbing

This is beyond disturbing.

facebook in a nutshell

this is fucking disgusting and made me sick to my stomach i dont understand how people can be so fucking?? awful????

"what’s rape culture? That’s not a thing." WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MUGGLES CALL THIS THEN?

actually frightening. 

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited