basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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deckitout:

deckitout:

MY LESBIAN GRANDMAS BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRT FROM MACYS FOR CHRISTMAS IM CRYING

UPDATE: THEY BOTH AGREED ON NOT GIVING EACH OTHER GIFTS

thorsicle:

freckles-and-ferns:

thorsicle:

oedipus came in and out of the same vagina

motherfucker

yeah essentially

not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

oomshi:

rupsidaisy:

I love tomatoes omg I honest to god have bitten into fresh tomatoes and eaten them like apples

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thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

dothraki-shieldmaiden:

Ok but I’ve always wondered in the solo movies of the Avengers, what the hell everyone else is doing in the meantime

Like during Iron Man 3 are Clint, Bruce, Natasha and Steve just like eating popcorn? Thor 2 they’re just, naaaaaah, looks like Big Guy’s got it? 

Tony’s watching this shit go down with SHIELD and he’s just 

"hey pepper, look fast, STEVE’S ON TV!"

it started out with a click

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how did it end up like this

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it was only a click

It was only a click.

carryonmy-assbutt:

brennacedria:

naturepunk:


I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”



why does that gif even exist 

carryonmy-assbutt:

brennacedria:

naturepunk:

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

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why does that gif even exist 

jenna-jelly:

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

Movie problem solved.

jenna-jelly:

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

Movie problem solved.

This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

restingsound:

arseniccupcakes:

billlboard-charts:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

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Dry Martini:

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Margarita:

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Pina Colada:

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Sake:

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Scotch:

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Tequila:

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Vodka:

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someone make dresses out of these patterns

holy cow

Vodka looks like an areal shot of a tropical coast with meteorites raining down on it

5,008 plays
When people say “You know that thing you’re really obsessed with?”

sherlolly-is-jolly:

relatablesherlock:

superwholockathogwarts:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

imjohnlocked:

the-bite-of-frost:

relatablesherlock:

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“Your husband’s on tv”

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“that show that made you cry”

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“That show where the main character died”

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That one with the really hot British actor.

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“I found that body you hid”

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i was not expecting this

You should have.

zohbugg:

foolserrant:

evilplotting:

cosplayer/source

is that superman

*emotional sobbing*

zohbugg:

foolserrant:

evilplotting:

cosplayer/source

is that superman

*emotional sobbing*